No one ever seems to realize that when someone says, “The last thing I want to do is hurt you,” basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.
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if u talk about me, u r thinking of me. if u say mean things, u r jealous of me, if u make people choose between us, you must know I am WAY more awesome than u!
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Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back upyou just stare at on the ground andthink about what a failure you are
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Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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Why do some products state, “Not recommended for children over 12 years of age” – aren’t people over 12 years of age not children?
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I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.
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i love you so much but you treat me the way I m not a Post to be treated and when i miss family you have to be a dickhead omg I m sick of it
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Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven t offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there s always tomorrow!
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Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials? Because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies…
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Instead of cashiers saying “here’s your receipt” they should say “will you throw this away for me?”