Category: Crazy Status

I m a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I m crazy about 1 person.

I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..

If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Can you imagine parents nowadays explaining to their kids how they met? “Well, it all stared when one day your dad liked one of my selfies.”

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy

I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!