Category: Crazy Status

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted

I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.

Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”

A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.