Category: Crazy Status

Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.

When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.

You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..

If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.

If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.