Win as if you are used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
Is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end then stop.
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
I have had a horribly busy day converting OXYGEN to CARBON DIOXIDE.
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
If Pigs could fly there wouldn’t be any men on the ground.
Says the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.