Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?
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Why are you always the only one in your house that knows how to put a new toilet paper roll on the holder?
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Why are you always the only one in your house that knows how to put a new toilet paper roll on the holder?
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I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.
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For one day I wish when someone gave me an excuse I didn t hear the BULLSHIT bell ringing every time!!!
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i can only please one person a day, and apparently today is not your day… but who s f*ing day is it?
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Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they’ll use all their fingers.
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
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CDO. It’s like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order…like they should be.