Why is it acceptable for people to be idiots butnot acceptable for me to point it out
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can’t count.
Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, “Where the hell did that shirt go?”
If you drop hand sanitizer on the floor, does it clean the floor or does the floor get it dirty?
Did you ever notice the people who say money isn’t everything are usually really rich?
I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, give me one hundred dollars.
Does anyone else get bothered by that lastinch the shower curtain wont cove
Why is it acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out?
Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?