Category: Status

People that honk in traffic jams are also probably really good at yelling at rocks.

Sorry, kid, I’m not a toilet. I don’t have to take your crap willingly.

You brought this on yourself when you messed with my family. Ain t karma a bitch?

Do you ever wonder why W is called DoubleU when it is clearly Double

There’s no way I was ever as annoying of a kid as the kids I meet now are.

I wonder if butterflies get humans in their stomach when they’re anxious?

Why do people always say “no offense” right before they offend you?

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Do you ever wonder why W is called Double U, when it’s clearly Double V?

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?