Category: Status

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

It’s awkward as an adult to get unsolicited help from a crossing guard.

If everything you say is a lie are youtelling the truth or lying

What is it about paper towels that makes me always want to use more than one?

What is it about paper towels that makes me always want to use more than one?

If you see a pretty woman walking by herself it’s because she wants to.

Nobody says ślong story shortť unless it’s already too late

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

The next person to piss me off had better come prepared with a body bag!