Sher O Sayari

I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted