I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”
A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.
Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..
If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?